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Just like I don't understand how I can be on the computer or reading all day long and end up far-sighted, I don't understand how I always manage to fuck up my left wrist when I'm right-handed.

It doesn't make sense!

In other news, today there was a blackout. Those two and a half hours taught me how very much I love and depend on electricity. For example: I was really hungry. But I couldn't use the toaster oven, because, you know, no power. But we have a gas stove! So I could still cook something - except that everything that could be cooked is in the refrigerator, which I guess you're not supposed to open when there's a power outage because then everything in it stays cool longer or whatever.

There was no internet, because the modem and the router need power. And I couldn't play Mass Effect, which is what I usually do when the cable goes out and the internet with it, because I can only play about forty minutes before my laptop's battery dies, and there was no power to recharge it with.

I was so bored, guys. So bored.

I ended up going outside and drawing for a bit (because there was more light outside) and then when I got tired of that I played with my cat for a while, and then I just kind of despaired and waited for the power to come back on. Which it did. Eventually.

conversations with friends

i.
mez - kaiden is the creepiest guy ever.
me - yeah, he's a creeper
mez - like, i talk to him and he's just like "CREEP"
me - has he talked to you about his girlfriend yet?
mez - ...no.
mez - should i be scared
me - he's all like "so there was this girl i liked at biotics camp and our instructor was a total ass to her so i accidentally killed him and then she was scared of me. also we should totally talk like this more often, wink wink nudge nudge"
mez - D:
mez - can i shove him out an airlock or something
me - no, but you can kill him. or string him along then dump him for liara and then kill him.
mez - ...i think i'm gonna kill him
mez - he's too creepy to stay alive

ii.
me - so i'll totes draw you something if you want
ama - uh. i can't think of anything, just draw me whatever
me - give me something at least.
me - unless you want like josh getting eaten by a metroid with ovan eating popcorn and watching.
ama - ...that's weird, yo.
ama - anyway, how about: greek, axel, growlithe
me - oh man that's great. i know exactly what i'm doing with that
ama - and ovan can stay in his coma
me - only if asch isn't coming back OOH BURN
ama - D:
ama - okay fine ovan's just taking a really long nap
me - actually that's totes cool, ovan and asch can be nonexistent dude buddies
ama - nonexistent dude buddies. nonexistent bros.
me - nonbros.
me - wait, nobros.
ama - ovan and asch, nobros!
me - drinking tea in the afterlife with their nobro lelouch
me - ...i think i might draw that one too
ama - go for it bro